• Boss to co-worker:

    Dress this form in something not preppy.

  • So, co-worker and I go around picking out surfer dude type clothes. We pick out a hat, a five panel OBEY hat that is popular and selling well.

  • Boss:

    Uh. I know this is going to sound ridiculous, but we can't put a hat on the form because corporate says it's too feminine and they don't want any hats on the male forms because they don't want to spread that type of image.

  • Me:

    What? What does that mean? I sincerely hope you are joking.

  • Boss:

    I'm not. I know. (long pause) It's really stupid.

  • *****